I would love to work with Nicky Katt, for he is genius.

NICKY KATT in Soderbergh’s FULL FRONTAL:

In response to the quandary “we need to find a new Eva Braun”

You know what? Fuck her. And here’s why. One, anyone who’s offended by drinking blood, obviously doesn’t drink blood. Two, anyone who drinks as much blood as I do knows it has no effect. Three, there is absolutely no scientific connection between drinking a shot of blood a day and being an extraordinary actor. And four, it is impossible to prove Number Three.

Great scout at Bordertown today with Danny Virtue. Excited to be working with Danny on Dawn Rider. Looking forward to horses, guns, and dust (or, more likely, rain!).

http://www.virtuestudioranch.com/locations/bordertown.php

I believe I would like to live here.

After a few months in the post production oven…VAMLET is almost ready to be unleashed on the world…

Look for VAMLET in FILM FESTIVALS in 2012!

These headlines pulled from Yahoo this morning.

Wow.

Hello,
My Name is Miss Nancy, I came across your profile today,and i was 
inspired to send you a mail,remember love is a bridge that cornet 
far distance to became near. As you know that having a prophesy 
of love over somebody there most be odds around the corner, but 
no matter the odds, love survive all odds.I am a girl who's love 
story is interesting.I am responsible,romantic and courageous.
I believe that with good mind you have to admit my request.

Yours new friend.
Nancy.

This season of TRUE BLOOD is so horrible, I honestly, swear on my life, thought this tweet was Alan Ball apologizing and letting us know it’s going to get better.

ADVANCED ALIENS DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO MAKE CONTACT WITH EARTH

CrazySmart Alien “what do you think?”

SuperSmart Alien “Well…they still have religion.”

CrazySmart Alien “Oh, cool! But wait…it’s in the fiction section, right?”

SuperSmart Alien “Not really…”

CrazySmart Alien “Seriously?”

SuperSmart Alien “Yes.”

CrazySmart Alien “But didn’t you say they have the power of flight?”

SuperSmart Alien “I did.”

CrazySmart Alien “Shit. Let’s give them another thousand years.”

SuperSmart Alien “Really?”

CrazySmart Alien “You’re right. Better make it ten thousand.”

SuperSmart Alien “Sounds good. Let’s hit Titan.”

CrazySmart Alien “Awesome.”

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/photos/whale-shark-swim-1311371866-slideshow/