ADVANCED ALIENS DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO MAKE CONTACT WITH EARTH

CrazySmart Alien “what do you think?”

SuperSmart Alien “Well…they still have religion.”

CrazySmart Alien “Oh, cool! But wait…it’s in the fiction section, right?”

SuperSmart Alien “Not really…”

CrazySmart Alien “Seriously?”

SuperSmart Alien “Yes.”

CrazySmart Alien “But didn’t you say they have the power of flight?”

SuperSmart Alien “I did.”

CrazySmart Alien “Shit. Let’s give them another thousand years.”

SuperSmart Alien “Really?”

CrazySmart Alien “You’re right. Better make it ten thousand.”

SuperSmart Alien “Sounds good. Let’s hit Titan.”

CrazySmart Alien “Awesome.”